naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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