I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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