yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
They have beer where we have blood.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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