I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
ttyl tear gas
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
