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say what?
wanna hang out?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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