Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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