You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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