i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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