He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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