Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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