Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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