If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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