Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize