It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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