You made me cry and you don't even care
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize