It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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