fuck your aforementioned shoe
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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