Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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