so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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