we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have already put on my inside pants.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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