White coat. Heels.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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