She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Your shirt... Was in my pants
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My bed smells like the plague
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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