I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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