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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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what are you doing with your life
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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