He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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