out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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