OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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