i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Randomize
