My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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