Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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