margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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