I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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