I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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