God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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