i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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