operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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