It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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