I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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