all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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