Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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