I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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