Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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