yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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