Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They have beer where we have blood.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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