is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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