Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.