How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.