If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.