I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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