it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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