Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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