I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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