I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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