Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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