Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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