Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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