Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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