hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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